This morning I took 4-yo Yena with me to go grocery-shopping. On the way home, we passed a driveway where a sign was displayed: FREE KITTENS.

Mom: Yena, look, free kittens!
Yena: Free kittens? Ohhhh…. Mom, could we get one?
Mom: No, iha, they’re bad for us.
Yena: They’re bad for us?
Mom: We’re allergic to them.
Yena: (after being silent for a moment) Mom, can you make them without wheat?