Sunday, after Mass.
The 8-yo: “Mom, what’s an orgy?”
Mom, after brief prayer to the Holy Spirit: “It’s a party where people go really wild and do bad things.”
8-yo: “Mom, are we going to have a snack later?”
Sometimes I think the Holy Spirit responds, not by giving Mom awesome wise words to share with her children, but by confounding their young minds so they shift focus IMMEDIATELY. JUST. LIKE. THAT.
(Sunday’s Second Reading was Romans 13:11-14.)